Scott Good. Joey Bad.

Scott Good. Joey Bad. That’s it. That’s the headline.

Nothing new under the fantasy sun, Joey’s still terrible, Scott’s still winning. I’m sick of sending Scott money every week. Can someone please stop this man? He’s taking all of our money in BROAD DAYLIGHT!!!!!!!

Joey’s team is super duper bad. I mean the way Austin feels about Red Pandas bad. I mean the last season of Scrubs bad. I mean PJ’s mac and cheese bad!!!!

Let’s talk about a few other storylines, though, because there’s actually some movement happening behind the scenes.

Quietly, Jensen’s team has been heating up. After a rough start, he’s now sitting on four wins and riding a two-game streak. More importantly, with Brock Bowers back, he’s got the third-highest roster score in the league. He’s not catching Scott in the division (because no one is apparently), but he’s absolutely a wild card threat if this keeps up. Don’t sleep on him.

Kory and THE CHAMP Justin are both swinging hard for the division crown.

• Kory’s averaging 128 points per game.
• Justin’s at 135 points per game.

Both are dangerous, and both are looking to make a statement this week. Expect fireworks and maybe a little trash talk in the group chat for as long as Kory has a real person phone. We’re not going to whats app for you, dude. MAYBE Groupme? (I’m kidding, chill)

Here’s some updates on some other teams:

• My team? Trash.
• Nathan’s team? Trash.
• Corey’s team? Trash.
• Murkve’s team? I think trash, but I haven’t checked — it just has that energy.

Only four weeks left in the regular season. The playoff picture’s starting to take shape, but there’s still time to make a run or cement your legacy as a dumpster fire.

Play smart. Play desperate. And for the love of fantasy football, somebody beat Scott.

Finally, if elections are happening in your area GO VOTE, YOU IDIOTS. Smaller elections like what are happening today often have MORE of an impact on your life than the larger national ones. The lines will be short and because less people vote in these your vote actually means MORE! Your polls are probably open until 7pm! Go after work!

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