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Championship Week: The Final Battle!
Here we are, folks—Week 17 of the Fantasy Football season, also known as CHAMPIONSHIP WEEK! The stage is set: one Blue Dog and one anthropomorphized Racing Car will face off to decide this year’s champion. It’s time for the ultimate showdown!
Kyle vs. Joey: The Underdog Rises
In last week’s semi-finals, Kyle Morgan entered as the heavy underdog against Joey, but the tides turned in dramatic fashion. Joey’s star quarterback, Jalen Hurts, suffered an injury early in the first quarter, leaving him with a mere 4.54 points. Meanwhile, Kyle’s team went absolutely off.
- Hubbard racked up 30 points
- Justin Jefferson (my personal fantasy love) dropped 31 points
- The Falcons’ defense posted a solid 26 points
- Aubrey put up a respectable 21 points
Kyle’s team steamrolled Joey in what can only be described as the “who cares about this more” battle. Kyle advances to the championship, while Joey will settle for the 10th overall pick next year.
Justin vs. Murkve: A Dominant Performance
On the other side of the bracket, Justin took care of business against Murkve. We could all hear Chris’s sigh of relief throughout the fantasy football universe as Jayden Daniels exploded for 44 points (helping to beat the Eagles, LOL), Achane added 28, and Brian Thomas contributed 23.
The blowout was so decisive that Justin actually pulled players out of his lineup to avoid any last-minute shenanigans on Monday night. With that, Justin advances to the championship, while Murkve will settle for the 9th overall pick next season.
The Championship Matchup: Justin vs. Kyle
So, here we are: Justin vs. Kyle. As of now, projections are still TBA, but you have to think that Justin enters as the favorite. He’s been the league’s dominant force all season long. But we can’t count out Kyle. The dude has been punching above his weight and winning must win matchups for the past three weeks. The “people’s champ” narrative is strong—imagine if Kyle wins the league before I do?! I’m not at all weeping at my kitchen table as I type those words. Nope. Not me.
One team will have a very Merry Christmas. The other will just have… a Christmas. But let’s be real—both will have a better Christmas than Chris, who will be navigating what we can only describe as “Christmas War Crimes.”
Good luck to both teams in this final week of Fantasy Football, and Merry Christmas to all! 🎄
Updated Draft Pick Order for Next Year:
- Austin
- Chris
- Nathan
- Corey
- Jensen
- Bryant
- Adam
- Scott
- Murkve
- Joey
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