Time for Crack Pipes and Probes!!!!

(AI prompt = Drug Alien)

A new era has begun. One ruled by the booger sugar and various stays at Area 51’s rehab facility. Koukain Flain is SUPREME!!!! I for one am ready to embrace this new era. Bring on the probes!!!!!!!

At the start of the season Corey dared to point out that Adam hasn’t been relevant in nearly a decade of this league. Well… he’s relevant now! Adam has dethroned Justin and sits atop the Power Rankings this week. He’s on a three game win streak and his team is putting up 117 points per week. I feel like we haven’t been talking much about Adam’s team this year. But having both Joe Mixon and Derrick Henry on your team is kind of nuts. Can Adam ride this spaceship to the stars?

Justin, Joey, and Scott would all hope not. Those three round out the top four this week.

There are THREE weeks left in the regular season which means that it’s time to start waving goodbye to some teams who’s playoff hopes are coming up short this year. Right off the bat, bye bye Austin. While we all appreciate your service to our league by being the Chief of Boobs. Your team is mathematically eliminated from the 2024 Playoffs. RIP SHOW ME YOUR TDS.

And believe it or not, that’s kinda it right now. Don’t get me wrong, things aren’t looking good for you if you’re at five or less wins right now. But with three games left there’s still a chance for anyone with at least four wins at the moment.

As a reminder to Joey, here are the tiebreaks for playoff seeding in our league:

1. Not asking Bryant about playoff tiebreakers every four months
2. Head to Head record
3. Points Scored
4. Division Record

So, congrats to anyone who ties Joey this year because it looks like you’ll have that tie break at least! This is not a bit. I’m serious.

Finally, this week is the TRADE DEADLINE. All trades must be finalized by the end of the LAST game of the week. That’s Monday nights game. If you don’t trade before then, you don’t trade. Spin up the trade machine, Justin! Send out those garbage trades. “I swear this helps you more than it helps me”

The rest of the Power Rankings are below: