The Story is DOMINANCE

(AI prompt = A Barista but as a crime lord)

Hey, Justin’s team is very good and we’re all in a lot of trouble. He’s the only team with eight wins (or even seven). He’s averaging 116 points on the year. And, most importantly in my opinion, every player on his team has a high ceiling. Daniels. Jones. Achane. The Sun God. Heck, even Scary Terry can randomly put up 20 on any given week. To win in fantasy football, you really only need one or two players a week to go off. Justin has managed to build a team that has a very high percentage of players that can be that player. The story that Storyteller Goods is telling right now is one of DOMINANCE.

BUT, he is not the talk of the town this week. That honor goes to Corey and his team Cream Team. (I know you changed your name. I don’t care. Your new name is dumb. Your old name was iconic. You went from Team You FOOLS, to Cream Team, to a lame pun about Neighbors. SHAME UPON YOU.) Corey’s team put up 153 points this week with nearly a third of that coming from Ja’marr Chase. HOWEVER, his team only has four wins. And with only four weeks of the regular season left, is the Champ going to run out of road to make the post season?

Speaking of people who are out of road… technically, no one has been eliminated from the chance to make the playoffs. Yet. With four games left to play, everyone can still run the table and find themselves in the post season. But the sun is getting pretty low. This is probably the week where cuts start getting made.

Looking at you, Austin. Sorry, man.

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