Rise of the Coffee Monster

(AI Prompt = Coffee Monster. He’s so cute. Make a Pixar movie about him, please)

Justin got a man fired this week just for drinking coffee!!! What kinda monster is he???

The kind that currently reigns above all in this League.

Justin is the only team with six wins in our league, is averaging 115 points a game, and is on a FOUR game win streak at the moment. His team scored 154 points this week and actually left points on his bench (Tyron Tracy and Puka). Justin has been so good this year at adjusting and changing his lineup even if it means starting BO NIX over Jayden Daniels. Which he did. And it was the right call. Nix scored 11 more points than Daniels did this week. Those are the kind of calls that win fantasy leagues. It’s basically the opposite of when Joey benched Allen because of a little snow.

Speaking of Joey, it’s Kelly Green Week. Sorry, everyone. In honor of that, the Algorithm has him in the #2 position this week. (You’d cream to be in a #2 position – Corey). He’s one of four teams with five wins (the other three are Murkve, Scott, and Myself) and scored 130 points last week. Will the emerald hues of Kelly Green continue to spur his team to succes? I hope not.

I also want to shout out Jensen this week. He’s on a three game win streak and is only one game outside of the lead in the You’d Cream Division. He may not be very high up in the Power Rankings this week, but maybe his team is positioned for a second half blitz?

That’s all from me this week. I’m writing this from a mechanic right now hoping that my car didn’t tear an ACL and have to go on IR. It’s crazy to think about that fact that no matter what car you drive, you have less trips in it today than you did yesterday. Less days alive than you had yesterday, too. Time is short. Make those trips and those days count because you never know what’s around the next bend.

The rest of the Power Rankings are below.