Windows Are Forever

AI prompt = Window King Defeating His Enemies

Another week, another Morgan on top of the Power Rankings. Except this time the throne has been defended and the Window King reigns.

Scott defeated Jensen (by a lot) this week to become the ONLY team that is 3-0 heading into week four. We’re already 21% through the fantasy football season and Scott’s team has yet to taste defeat. ON top of that he’s averaging almost 130 points a game which is insane. He plays Chris this week. Can the Schatz Door slow down Scott?

We have a Brother’s Morgan Sandwich this week as at the other end of the Rankings we have Kyle, who is 1-2. This is interesting because even though there is an 0-3 team (Austin get your junk together), the algorithm still sees Kyle’s roster as being so much worse than Austin’s that it has Kyle in 12th. Kyle has actually scored one less point than Austin so far this year. If only there was some kind of punishment in play for the loser of the league to keep this interesting. Oh well. Kyle plays Joey this week and is a slight underdog.

The most interesting matchup this week is between Murkve and Nathan. Both teams are 2-1 and in joint lead of their divisions. The winner goes to 3-1 (and nearly half way to the usual 8 wins needed to make the playoffs) while the loser falls to .500 and has their season teetering on the edge of disaster. Nathan is the favorite in this matchup as of Tuesday.

Corey scored the most points this week… but who cares? Not you, right? Not even if your name is Corey do you care that much.

Finally, this is the final week without byes until week 15. Which is insane. So, enjoy your roster as it is now, because starting next week we’re in hell.

The rest of the Power Rankings are below.