Week Four Power Rankings: OMG CHRIS WE’RE ALREADY DEAD

Chris. Please stop.

You’re averaging 143 points a week. To give you some perspective, the league average right now is 108 points scored a week. Only one other team this year has even scored more than 143 points in a week and it’s Nathan who scored 143.06 in week 4. It’s too much.

Your lowest score is 107 in week 3. The league average lowest score almost 23 points lower, 84.33. Although to be fair, this was pulled down by Scott who didn’t break 60 points this week. Bum.

You’ve scored a total of 575.82 points in four weeks. That’s 140 points more than league average. Why do you need all of those points? Let us have some!

The 180 points you put up this week will go down as the 3rd highest score ever in our league. You’ve proved your point! You’re really good. Wow. Cool.

Please, stop. You’re hurting us. Corey’s old, he can’t take this kind of beating. Think about his poor knees and back! Jensen has a kid now. Arya Stark Abraham can’t watch her dad go through this! Kyle has to put up with his in-laws like literally every other married person! Imagine the stress he’s under!

We don’t need this nor do we deserve it. Stop abusing us.

Oh hey, bye weeks start this week. So that’s fun.

The rest of the Power Rankings are below.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SBHyVEi-udOQtrnICJMId_CM_P8tiAM8khxWHX7tqZE/edit?usp=sharing

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