Week Three Power Rankings: A Tie at the Top!

This week we have a TIE at the top of the Power Rankings!

Chris, being 3-0 and averaging an unreal 132 points a game stays on the throne. But, he’s got a throne mate. Someone he has to share the seat with. A little booty buddy. JOEY! Joey’s roster score is so impressive this week (and for the rest of the season) that the Algorithm saw fit to allow them to share the seat. Who will sit on who’s lap? Will they switch back and forth? We’ll ask for a report later this week.

On the flip side of the Power Rankings, we have another tie. Jensen and Kyle are both somehow tied for last place. Kyle it makes sense. CHATGPT did him dirty during the draft process. I’d say that lessons were learned, but were they? WERE THEY? Jensen on the other hand seems a little harsh. He really only lost to me because Sam LaPorta is a stud that only I foresaw. Oh, could it also be because he has zero wins and also CURSES RUNNING BACKS FOR NO DANG REASON. Yeah that’s probably it.

Amazingly, we have a THIRD tie in the Power Rankings this week. Justin and Austin are both tied for 7th. Everywhere you look, men are sharing seats with other men. PJ’s dream. (Can I make this joke on a semi-public website? Probably. Whatever.)

Finally, I just want to say a collective thanks to Fool Town for just being Fool Town last week. It was a rough week. There were full days where I didn’t eat or sleep. I would just lay around in pain watching the same stupid sports take programs over and over again. (Good Morning Football > First Take or Get Up IMO). But there were moments (in-between headaches caused by fever and ones caused by Pat McAfee yelling for 2 hours straight) when I’d check into Fool Town and whatever stupidness was happening would bring me a laugh or a little joy. I’m grateful for that. Fool Town is stupid. It’s also great. This is the way.

The rest of the Power Rankings can be found below. Have a great week, everyone.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SBHyVEi-udOQtrnICJMId_CM_P8tiAM8khxWHX7tqZE/edit?usp=sharing