Week One Power Rankings: Era of the Cat Chord

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Chris’s team put up 144.74 points this week in a route of Justin’s team. CMC had 24, Diggs 21, and the Cowboys defense 40! What’s scary is that he could have scored a lot more if a couple of things had broken right for him. Allen completed more passes to the Jets than Aaron Rodgers did, TJ Hockenson caught 8 balls for an underwhelming 35 yards, and Riccard White managed to eek out an insane 2.29 yards per carry. You gotta imagine that those things don’t happen again. Could Schatz Door end up being the team to fear this year? The Algorithm certainly thinks so.

Week one is always the most volatile week as Justin and Corey found out. Both teams dropped FIVE spots from Season to Week One. Meanwhile, Joey, Scott, and Austin all rose up the ranks this week with Joey being the weeks big riser having shot up seven spots.

With week one done, we now look forward to clarifying our positions, putting in waiver claims (THEY’RE THE SAME AS ALWAYS COREY OMG SHUT UP) and preparing for week two. Thursday Night is coming. So, if you don’t like how your week one went make some shifts. Adjust your lineup. Make a trade. Put in a waiver claim for anyone not named Puka (I call dibs. Corey you can’t claim him. It’s the rules. I don’t make them up. Promise)

The Power Rankings are below:

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