The 2022 League Owner’s Meeting Recap

We held the 2022 League Owners meeting on Sunday night, July 24th at 8 pm via ZOOM. Below are the things we talked about 

Draft Date: Saturday night August 27th at 8 pm via Sleeper with some live elements.

The draft will happen live at the house on the league trip and also via Sleeper, it will suck for both Kory/Coreys. Bring a laptop to the league trip and be ready for hilarity. 

This Year’s Draft Order:

1. Kyle Morgan
2. Austin Scott
3. Scott Morgan
4. Chris Gothard
5. Justin Brostek
6. Jensen Abraham
7. Corey Leak
8. Adam Hulme
9. Nathan Emmons
10. Bryant Olivas
11. Joey Richardson
12. Kory Hale 

Divisions

Below are the Divisions for 2022 as selected by random draw:

North: Chris, The Champ Kory, Corey.

South: Joey, Jensen, Nathan

East: Adam, Justin, Bryant

West: Scott, Kyle, Austin

Keepers

We are playing two Keepers this year. Like in previous years, a keeper will cost you a pick ahead of where he was drafted in the previous year and first-round picks can not be kept. Keepers will lock on August 20th. Below are the “Unkeepables” for the 2022 League Year: 

Unkeepables this year:
Christian McCaffery
Dalvin Cook
Alvin Kamara
Ezekiel Elliot
Nick Chubb
Jonathan Taylor
Travis Kelce
Tyreek Hill
Aaron Jones
Saquon Barkley
Davante Adams
DK Metcalk

We also decided that if an owner wants to keep two players who were drafted in the same round last year, they must pay the two picks ahead of where those players were drafted. For example, if both players were selected in the fourth round last year, the owner would pay a third and second round pick this year. This also means that it is impossible to keep two players who were both drafted in the second round the previous year. 

League Trip Info

Kyle and Adam gave us all the details we need for the Leaguer Trip for now. Shout out to both of them for making this trip happen! The details for the league trip can be found here.

Situation Troph-Deez:

The Troph-Deez has been injured. We have decided to really do nothing to help this except increase the shipping budget (and league dues).

Ratify the League Budget 

Total League Budget of $672: ($56×12)

• $280 in Weekly Payouts ($20×14)
• $60 bonus week (Selected at random after the draft)
• $185 for League Champion
• $55 for League Runners Up
• $10 for a new Name Plate
• $22 to Ship Trophdeez
• $60 for Loser’s Punishment. 

League Dues are due to The League Office no later than August 20th. You can submit league dues using VENMO and sending it to the below account:

The Second Annual Megdeb Invitational 

Please read below for a special announcement from Justin:

THE SECOND ANNUAL MEGDEB INVITATIONAL

“Now that’s a tight end” -Corey Leak – MegDeb

The losers bracket this year will be a grand competition of only the tightest of ends. The only two scores that will count will be the score of your starting tight ends. Ends you say? Indeed I do. 

If you want to have the tightest end in Fooltown, you must remember to FLEX. Your flex spot must be filled with a tight end as well. Your other starting players must be benched for the duration of the Invitational. 

Your goal, however, is to start the lowest scoring combination of tight ends each week. Your goal is to have the lowest combined points accumulated at the end of three weeks. 

If a player you start puts up a 0, they will be assigned the highest score of their position, which will likely be that of Kelce or Mark Andrews. Negative points are both allowed and encouraged. 

Failure to participate requires you to spend your own personal money on a piece of MegDeb’s artwork. Assuredly nobody in this league would be stupid enough to do that. 

Any and all questions regarding the invitational may be directed to the sixth most likely person to have the answer per Corey’s official power rankings. This is Justin. Ask Justin.

The grand prize will be awarded at the end of the three weeks and includes but is not limited to: One (1) Framed Print of MegDeb’s artwork, the envy of your peers, and the disdain of your wife, husband (Kyle) or biofreeze wielding elderly life partner (Austin)

Thank you for your participation in this year’s invitational

• Justin Brostek, Meg Deb Invitational Commissioner

“May the odds be never in your favor”

Playoff Tiebreaks

We are changing the playoff tie breakers because Joey is a baby boy and Scott is his baby boy best friend. 

They are now:

• Record
• Head to Head record
• Points scored 
• Division record

And, that’s it. Thanks, everyone for being in attendance (EXCEPT CHRIS YOU CAT CHORD FOOL)!