Below are the FIVE options for this years League Punishment as nominated by the league and approved by the League Office. Please vote on your top choice. At the end of the year, the winner of the Consolation Bracket will be able to sentence the League Loser with one of the three options that emerge from this vote. The options are below:
The Waffle House / iHop Punishment
The League Loser must spend 12 hours in a Waffle House or iHop. For each FULLSIZE Waffle or Pancake they eat, they can remove 30 minutes from their timer. While in iHop or Waffle House, they must write an essay about why they failed at Fantasy Football this year and how they plan to not fail the next year. This essay must be 12 point font and single spaced and it must be as many pages as hours they spend in the Waffle House / iHop. The Loser must also document every single waffle or pancake they eat and must send an ‘update video’ every hour to prove that the punishment has been completed.
The Clippy Punishment
The League Loser must put together a HOME MADE Clippy Costume. They then must spend 6 hours at a park or other local venue of their choosing. While there they must ask random people if they need ‘help’ doing their normal activities. They must ask at least 5 people an hour this and all of these encounters must be documented by a third party.
The Ice Bath Roast Punishment
The League Loser must draw up an ICE BATH in their home. They then must spend at LEAST 30 minutes in said bath while a family member or third-party hurls insults and jokes their way written by the rest of the League at different intervals. Every time the Loser laughs or cracks a smile, they must crack an egg over their head. The entire thing must be recorded.
The Death Wing Punishment V2: Asian Zing!
This punishment is repeated because of the sheer number of nominations it received, but with some twists.
The Loser must eat TWELVE (instead of 10) of the HOTTEST BONE IN wings at their local BDUBs or Taco Mac three nights in a row. They may not drink anything other than water. They may not use any dipping sauce until the final wing every night. While eating the wings, they must write one Traditional Haiku (5, 7, 5 format) a night about the virtues of Fantasy Football, Hot Wings, and why losing is bad. They must post all three Haikus on their social media platforms.
The “My Car is Now My TikTok Hell” Punishment:
The Loser must purchase a License Plate Holder for their car that says “I SUCK AT FANTASY FOOTBALL” or something along those lines. That Plate Holder must be on their car for a full calendar year. In addition, every single time they put gas in their gas tank for the duration of the time that the Plate Holder is on their car they must make a TikTok with that plate somehow in it. They cannot leave the Gas Station until this is completed. If the Loser doesn’t have a TikTok account they must create one for these purposes.
You can vote at the link below:
The MCATL (And Friends) Fantasy Football League 