And just like that, the second night of Wingmas was upon us. Adam had survived the first terrible night, but he was forced to return to his enemy and face the horror again.

Having been abandoned by our hero Matt, Adam enlisted the help of another, lesser, Matt to act as support during this dark time.
To help ease the pain and give his troubled mind something to focus on, Adam wrote a roast for every single member of the group that he recited as he ate his way to fiery misery. Below is the record of his roast.
On the eve of Daylight Savings Time, Adam raged against the dying of the light and gave every member of this group a small taste of the fury of the wings.
Only one final night of Wingmas remains. But will it be peaceful and fun, or will Wingmas ride off into the sunset having done to us what it did to Adam? Burn us down…