Wingmas Night One

Wingmas has begun.

Our League Loser, Punished Adam, began his punishment last night with the first night of Wingmas. The punishment is to eat ten of the hottest wings at Buffalo Wild Wings THREE nights in a row. No small feat for any man.

Adam spent most of the day dreading the punishment, even comparing himself to “a man waiting for the electric chair’.

He arrived at his local Buffalo Wild Wings full of terror and dread. There, he would order the wings. Ten of the hottest wings you can purchase at a chain restaurant.

He brought along with him a friend, “Matt” for support. Matt quickly revealed himself to be a hero not unlike Fruitman or Ancient Kyle.

It was there, under the white hot lights of Buffalo Wild Wings and with God and Matt as witness, that Adam began his wing journey. Five wings in and he had to power up to his final form: NAPKIN ADAM

After finishing his fifth wing, Adam proudly proclaimed that he was “half way done.” Unfortunately for Adam, he was really only 16% of the way done with his 30 wings in three nights. After the first five wings, the heat began to break him. He would need help from his ‘champion’ Water Waitress:

But water only prolongs pain. Wings eight and nine would push Adam to his limit. The heat was so devastating, that his very soul would begin to degrade.

It was only through sheer force of will that Adam was able to finish all ten wings. The ordeal would push him mentally and physically. But he would finish.

What a night friends. And the best part of this is that we have two more nights of joy ahead of us. Thank you Punished Adam for going through with this inaugural punishment. Here’s to the best weekend of our lives (except Adam)