BEHOLD THE PUNISHED

I would like to formally introduce us to this years, and our first ever in the new era, League Loser: “Punished” Adam Hulme.

Like his beloved Atlanta Falcons, Adam sucked this year. I mean he sucked HARD. His team averaged a terrible 88 points a week.

Because Adam has come in last place, he will be punished. As a reminder, here are the three options for the league punishment:

The Taco Bell 5K Punishment
Adam must run a 5K. After every Kilometer he must stop to eat a 5-Layer Burrito from Taco Bell. At the end of the 5K, he must dump an entire Baja Blast on his head in glorious celebration. Proof of this must be recorded via photo or video and posted on Social Media / sent to the league

The Death Wing Challenge Punishment
Adam must eat the hottest wings available from his local Buffalo Wild Wings or Taco Mac THREE nights in a row. He must order at least TEN wings each night and all ten wings of death must be finished, no matter how long it takes. Proof of this must be recorded via photo or video and posted on social media / sent to the league.

The Crocs Punishment 
Adam must purchase a pair of Crocs. He then must wear said Crocs for an entire week straight. At home, at work, out with his family. Everywhere from the moment he wakes until the moment he sleeps. He must also send “video diaries’ every day detailing his ‘croc’s adventures’ and when asked about his Crocs he must reply with “I suck at Fantasy Football.”

The winner of the Loser’s Table in the Playoffs will get to decide Adam’s ultimate fate. May God have mercy on his soul.